but mostly cats
how come australian people make posts like “its amazing how in australia we say whats up” when they say things like “fuck oath, park your bones” and “chuck it in me gash”
nobody says park your bones or chuck it in me gash and it’s also spelt “fucking oath” and tiggy is how it’s meant to be said yuo bloody drongo wanker poofs
shrimp on the barbie howdy guvna oui oui croissant
The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.