My brain seriously cannot process what I’m looking at

fucknobadtattoos:

submitted by anon

what can you even say about this? why would you voluntarily do this to yourself? people are beyond me sometimes

Looks like tiger bread

Not only is the belly tattoo pathetic as all hell, but PLEASE tell me the arm tattoos don’t say “que sOra” like I think they do. What a dumb piece of shit.

this is the best thing

aroo!

prettyproject:

♥ PRETTYPROJECT HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY ♥ 

PRIZE

• China Glaze - Party Hearty
• Color Club - Covered in Diamonds
• OPI - Color so Hot it Berns (mini)
• 3 packs of holiday nail art stickers 
• A 3 pack of mini nail files
• A little xtra for the sweet tooths :)

2 SIMPLE RULES
1. Follow me at prettyproject 
2. Reblog this post

This giveaway will close December 4th at midnight. This way I’ll be able to ship soon enough for the winner to get the prize before Christmas! The winner will be picked at random and announced on Dec. 5th.

Sadly, I won’t be making this giveaway open internationally because last time I had a giveaway it ended up costing me quite a lot in shipping and the package didn’t even make it :( So this time it’ll be open to my US & Canadian followers only - to all my other followers, I’m sorry, if this one goes well I might do the next one open internationally again.

Good luck everyone!

fistfullofpolish:

I hit 150 followers this morning, so it’s time for my promised giveaway!

I’m giving away two sets - the Wild Set and the Pinkie Set.  Both include two sets of nail wraps and a really unique holo polish I found recently with scattered holo glitter in varying sizes.  The Jinx wraps are especially nice - I’ve used them a few times (and posted my results here) and they come in such fun designs!  Rules for the giveaway drawing are pretty standard:

- Reblog for one entry.

- Like for another entry.

- You don’t have to follow me, but at least one of the winners will be a follower, so it’s definitely going to benefit you if you choose to follow me.

I’ll keep the drawing open for two weeks (so it’s open until October 30th in the United States) and contact the winners on Halloween.  How festive! :)

Good luck!

jacksbarricadewarrior:

allthatcombustsareyellowbirds:

doo-da-dooitsallgood:

We are nothing less than human.

I actually enjoyed science class today. We didn’t do much, but my teacher Mr. Stewart was talking about his daughter. Her name is Emily and she is 4 years old. Ever since she was born, my teacher had decided he wanted to let his daughter do anything the way she wanted, as long as she wouldn’t get hurt. He wanted to keep her away from believing she couldn’t do something. One day, Mr. Stewart took Emily to go buy some shoes. He thought the High-Top Converse would look extremely cute on her, but Emily wanted the light-up Spiderman sneakers. He said that they were her shoes, so she could pick out whatever she liked. They went up to the cashier and you know what she said? “Oh, are these for your little brother?” Mr. Stewart realized that the cashier had just planted a seed in Emily’s mind. He is now afraid that she might start thinking, Maybe I shouldn’t get the Spiderman shoes, they’re only for boys. Maybe I can’t do math, because I’m not math smart. Maybe I should stick to playing with barbies, because that’s what girls are supposed to do. You see? He’s afraid that she will one day believe that she is less than human. That she’s only supposed to do this, because that’s what society says she’s supposed to do. Mr. Stewart didn’t want that for his daughter. He continues to let her play with monster trucks while wearing a princess gown and her Spiderman sneakers. He told her she can be anything she wants to be. But before they left the store, you know what Mr. Stewart said to the cashier? Thank you for your ignorance.

This.

THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

What a fucking prick! How’s the cashier supposed to know the pretentious dickhead was buying them for his daughter? Way to make the cashier feel like shit, douchebag

Oh myyyy! Ah do believe ah’m gettin’ the vapours!

fuckyeahtattoos:

While I know there is not suppose to be an apostrophe, I caught that mistake a little late but could care less. The quote is lyrics from the song Like Father Like Son by The Word Alive and they’re a dedication to my brother who know me better than anyone, he’s my best friend! 

A misplaced apostrophe AND “could care less”? FUCK YOOOOU!